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Joke of the Day
"In Theory... In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they never are."
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"Soda joke Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired? They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system."
"Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!"
"Bert asked Ernie if he wants ice cream ""Sure, Bert"""
"What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub? Throw in your laundry."
"The only way an ice cream sandwich could get any better is if it was shaped like a titty."
"What does a colonial space marine and Europe have in common? They are both xenophobic!"
"*Tim Burton slams hands on table* WTF DO U MEAN THERE ARE OTHER ACTORS BESIDES JOHNNY DEPP & MY WIFE *turns to Depp* HOW LONG HAVE U KNOWN"
"I walked into the bar and asked for something cold and full of rum. The bartender yelled to the back, ""Dear, there's someone here to see you."""
"Kidnapping Catnapping keeps you well rested, kidnapping gets you arrested."