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Joke of the Day

"Nervous about speaking in front of a crowd of people? Imagine everyone is wearing an Ed Hardy shirt"

"Cooking is actually really easy for anyone to do It's just that most people don't have thyme."

"She : I Love Kids He : I Love The Process"

"Customer: Why don't you eat here waiter? Waiter: Serving it is bad enough I don't want to compound the felony."

"What is the most popular breakfast at the World Trade Center? A plane bagel."

"Why did the Chemist give up a singing career? He could not hit any of the ketones."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot.. A carrot"

"How do you stop a monster digging up your garden? Take his spade away."

"I used to think I was homophobic. It turns out that I was just afraid of monsters in the closet."

"Watching tv with 4 and now he knows the word crescent. All I learned as a kid was how hard to hit a cat with a frying pan without killing it"