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Joke of the Day
"She said she'd keep an eye out for me I don't know why. I don't even like skullfucking."
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"*puts leash around pet lobster* I think there will be games and lots of friends to play with Pinchy *walks into Lobsterfest* COVER YOUR EYES"
"My relationship therapist got a divorce"
"""I don't want to make a spectacle..."" Eye glass manufacturers last day on the job."
"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches."
"My grandmother's stories always include the race of everyone involved"
"What are the only english words that russian prostitutes can say? Putin"
"Me: Someone broke into the business next door last night. Coworker: Wasn't the building alarmed? Me: Buildings don't get scared. CW....."
"My 5 y/o's best Knock Knock joke yet Knock knock Who's there? Monkey balls Monkey balls who? Don't you mean monkey *bars*?"
"Me trying to impress a girl Girl: I'm Into horror movies Me: My dad's a serial killer"