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Joke of the Day

"*puts leash around pet lobster* I think there will be games and lots of friends to play with Pinchy *walks into Lobsterfest* COVER YOUR EYES"

"What's the difference between Boy Scouts and Jews? Boy Scouts come back from their camps."

"Have you ever seen one of those billboards that just says ""AVAILABLE"" and a phone number? That's your mom's number."

"Dear men, if you stopped seeing your wife as a woman, it doesn't mean that all men are blind."

"What key opens a banana? A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey."

"Usian Bolt's favourite country? I-ran ;)"

"What do whores and sailors have in common? They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one."

"Have you heard of that family fun game Beat the Parents? Talk about a double standard."

"What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs? We don't need an asteroid..."

"Why don't the french like kiwifruit? Because of the green piece inside."