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Joke of the Day
"What are the only english words that russian prostitutes can say? Putin"
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"Q: What happens when you eat bullets? A: Your hair grows out in bangs."
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"On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky... ...how much do you like kids?"
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"9/10 people said they enjoyed gang rape"
"Every so often, I try to fornicate a large word into conversation, even if I'm not sure what it means"
"I wake up easy most of the time, but every now and then, I wake up hard."
"What is a dog's favorite camp sport? Woofleball"