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Joke of the Day

"Whole Foods added a 10 items or less checkout line as if anyone can afford to buy more than 10 items at a Whole Foods."

"""I know what you look like naked"" - me to my girlfriends identical twin sister, every single time I see her."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang up the picture."

"Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for indecent jurisprudence? He got off on a technicality"

"I just heard a folk song about KFC It was fingerpickin' good!"

"The worst thing about life is getting comfortable and then realizing that you don't have the remote."

"If you give a man a fish you kinda suck at picking out gifts."

"What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director? Steven Spellberg!"

"Have you heard the joke about the flying sandwich? Nope. Neither have I."

"Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns? The take everything, literally."