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Joke of the Day

"Have you guys heard about the new internet milk? It's for cereal."

"If your phone gets lost and a noble soul returns it to you.. Its time to change your phone."

"What's high in the middle and round on both ends? Ohio."

"The people of Baltimore played GTA yesterday... Tonight they will see the National Guard play Call of Duty."

"I hate it when they tell you that they accept cards but refuse to accept my seven of spades"

"What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies? I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini."

"You need to carry women in your arms; they will climb on your back by themselves."

"What is the fastest cake in the world? Scone."

"What started feminism? An unlocked kitchen door."

"I already blamed 5 of my problems on Black Lives Matter, 7 on political correctness and 3 on the Ghostbusters reboot. Need more scapegoats."