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Joke of the Day

"Today I went to a zoo who's only animal was a dog. It was a Shih Tzu."

"Not saying I'm desperate enough for a mail order bride, but did just check to see how much FedEx charges for 125 pounds from Krasnoyarsk."

"Mexican jokes and black jokes are all the same Once you heard juan...you've them jamal...sorry i had to"

"How do you make a hormone? Kick her in the cunt."

"This guy asked me to convert today... And I said, no, I'm happy with my current non-prophet organization"

"So Aliens Arrive ""Earth has a species with advanced warfare, they seem intelligent."" ""No, they have it aimed at themselves."""

"Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I don't know who it's from."

"If it weren't for dating sites, I'd still have some self-esteem. Thank God, it's all gone now."

"Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for? Because he's always standing by The Edge."

"Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!"