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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!"

"While in bed, my girlfriend screamed, ""Oh my god, it's so big!"" Then I saw the spider."

"""Love me do"" is my favourite Beatles song written by Yoda."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten"

"What do dildos and tofu have in common? They're both substitutes for meat."

"Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish... ... but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast."

"How does Jaden Smith keep getting roles in big movies? Where there's a Will, there's a way."

"A hobbyist metalsmith was arrested for displaying his handmade pennies in public. What was he charged with? Indie-cent exposure."

"Your mom... ...is so fat she always follows her gut."

"What do you call a pretentious mime? A dick in a box."