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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a hormone? Kick her in the cunt."
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"[Spoilers] Critics asked Stan Lee. . . . . . why Captain America won the war. He simply replied ""Tony Stank"""
"Whenever I try to steal from people I get stabbed by an old plastic fork or a stick. The homeless are resourceful, man."
"Friends don't force friends to watch 'funny' YouTube videos."
"What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !"
"Why do Autonomous cars have steering wheels? You have to hold on to something, when the shit hits the fan. ;->"
"They are finally letting women go to the ISS About damn time. Some one has to make the men sandwiches up there."
"Hey commercials, thanks anyway but we're poor."
"Two nuns were riding their bicycles through the back streets of Rome... One turns to the other and says, ""Wow, I've never come this way before!"" The other nun says, ""Oh, it's the cobblestones!"""
"How can you tell when your wife has died? The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up in the sink."