220584

Joke of the Day

"Never feel like you're too small to make a difference. After all, a tiny raisin has the ability to RUIN EVERYTHING ITS BAKED IN."

"On the news tonight they said a skull-fucker was on the loose... everyone should keep an eye out for him."

"How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway? 25 to Life."

"I don't repeat gossip So listen carefully the first time"

"What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ? A sheep that can round itself up !"

"I love drinking wine. It's my Riesling for being."

"(At the dentist) 'Your grinding isn't good.' Excuse me! I've never had a man complain before."

"Star Wars meat joke As seen in the Death Star II cafeteria: ""For those of you finding the Wookiee steaks a bit too Chewy, try our new Ewok Chops: Guaranteed to be more on the Endor side."""

"Why be part of the problem when you can be all of it?"

"Crouch down and lean forward. That's how I roll."