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Joke of the Day

"Never feel like you're too small to make a difference. After all, a tiny raisin has the ability to RUIN EVERYTHING ITS BAKED IN."

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"Person: ""I hate geology puns."" Me: ""My sediments exactly."""
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"Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia? Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)"