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Joke of the Day
"What is worse than a dead baby in a garbage bag? A dead baby in two garbage bags."
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"My head hurts worse than your life sucks. Too bad a couple of Advil can't help your patheticism."
"I've quit my new job as a postman..... .....they handed me my first letter to deliver, I looked at it and thought: ""This isn't for me."""
"My friend Mark called me pretentious so I slapped him with my silk handkerchief."
"`That cut looks bad. You should go to the hospital for stitches. ""Nah."" ""Fine, suture self."""
"Japan won't get Fallout 4 until December 17th, but that's okay, they got the original fallout 70 years before us."
"Hey baby, Heaven must be missing an angle because you're kindacute."
"Do one person every day that scares you."
"What kind of music do balloons hate the most? Pop music."
"If I ever kill someone I'm dumping the body in a cemetery. Police will find it and be like ""oh yeah this makes sense."""