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Joke of the Day
"What is worse than a dead baby in a garbage bag? A dead baby in two garbage bags."
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"I couldn't sleep last night so I decided to play on my drums. I also learnt that my neighbour has Tourette's."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent."
"Two men came to the door asking if I'd found Jesus. I said ""Hell no. I don't want to have to spend my weekends bothering people at home."""
"What do dead kids and jokes about dead kids have in common? They never get old."
"Trinity: ""I really can't stay."" Neo: ""Baby it's code outside."""
"Q: What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn? A: Get off."
"How do Eskimos make things stick together? Igloo"
"What's the difference between my girlfriend and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when I smack it"
"""Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!"" - literally no one ever"