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Joke of the Day
"If you still talk about it, you still care about it."
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"Why were the bakers hands brown? Because he was kneading a shite"
"What's the difference between a lawyer and an Irishman? [OC] One has passed a BAR."
"If you feel like your parents didn't hug you enough as a child then it's probably because they didn't really want you. Good talk."
"How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb? None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them."
"Burning Man Build a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life."
"Man buns are just the beginning, next thing you know it'll be ok for men to have anything on their heads, like a goat or a small child"
"A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!"
"How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !"
"R.I.P boiled water. . . You will be mist."