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Joke of the Day

"I couldn't sleep last night so I decided to play on my drums. I also learnt that my neighbour has Tourette's."

"Alcohol is the worst thing in the world... My friend had a lot last night and ended up saying ""I love you"" to his Own Wife !!!"

"I hate working with customers I've gotta say ""hi"" all the time. (Tove Lo)"

"Which American state is not great, but not bad either? OK."

"Jared Leto's primary preparation for his role as the Joker was changing his middle name to Stil"

"Nothing says "" My divorce didn't go as planned "" quite like the guy with grocery bags hanging on the sides of his bicycles handlebars"

"Where does a dog go when he loses his tail a retail store"

"Had a dream that someone was gently rubbing my forehead with sandpaper. Woke up to find my cat gently rubbing my forehead with sandpaper."

"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Just check her arm"

"What is another name for Santa's elves? Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone."