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Joke of the Day

"Trinity: ""I really can't stay."" Neo: ""Baby it's code outside."""

"Scots vs English Why do Scotsman wear kilts? Cause sheep can hear a zipper at 50 yards. Why do the English wear trousers? Cause goats are deaf."

"replace the chair in the Oval Office w/slightly bigger chair every day for next 4 yrs til trump looks tiny + his feet don't touch the ground"

"Why did the student act crazy each time he worked on math homework? He was on crystal math."

"What did Neil Armstrong say when he was offered another trip to the moon 'I'm over the moon'"

"What's the difference between a horse dick and a joke? You can't take a joke."

"Yesterday was a unique day: half the US voters made the wrong choice. The other half did, too."

"Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny."

"Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball? Miscarriage"

"It's a fact that Hitler's mother was a female so you can blame women for the holocaust"