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Joke of the Day

"My wife is constantly accusing me of being racist.I dont care what she says,Im black,shes black,it should concern me that our baby is white"

"What do a woman and a refrigerator have in common? They both leak when they're fucked."

"Why did the semen cross the road? because I put the wrong sock on this morning... :("

"Have you heard about the ATM that got addicted to money? I heard it suffered from withdrawls."

"Some people brings happiness wherever they go I bring happiness whenever I go"

"An attractive woman at a bar orders a double entendre. The bartender gives it to her."

"If a woman repeats what you just said in the form of a question, you'll be dead soon."

"My thanks to Mexican Coke for sponsoring this week's weirdly tight pants. ""Mexican Coke: Porque tu pantalones deben ser dolorosos."""

"Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!"

"So I had to call the urologist's office today.... They told me to please hold :("