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Joke of the Day
"What do a woman and a refrigerator have in common? They both leak when they're fucked."
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"[OC] What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January? Genu[w]ine."
"A guy walks into a burn ward and says ""Hey, you with the face!"""
"I don't give out fake number anymore. I just tell them to find me on facebook."
"Two blonds are on opposite sides of a river ""Hey!!! How do I get on the other side??"" ""You idiot!! You're already on the other side!!!"""
"I stole a wolf pup from a rundown wildlife refuge. Turns out it was just a Shih Tzu."
"How do you tell if a girl is ticklish? You give her a test-tickle."
"What's another name for the child sex offender registry? The pedo file."
"Q: What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car? A: A windshield viper."
"What's the difference between Leibniz and the Civil Rights Movement? Leibniz was able to integrate in 1675."