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Joke of the Day

"My thanks to Mexican Coke for sponsoring this week's weirdly tight pants. ""Mexican Coke: Porque tu pantalones deben ser dolorosos."""

"What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesarous"

"Where the hell were these teachers that bang their students when I was in high school?!"

"What does Matthew McConnaughey call Nazis when he's trying to bring them into the mainstream? Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right"

"Want to know if you're in the wrong relationship? If you were reading this hoping I really had the answer, it's over. You're welcome."

"When I die and doctors perform an autopsy, they'll probably find twenty pounds of stickers off of fruit in my intestines"

"I found a good bread recipe where you don't have to get your hands messy from mixing it The bread was kneadless, to say"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beryl ! Beryl who ? Beryl of beer !"

"Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district."

"If a blind girl says you have a big penis She's probably just pulling your leg"