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Joke of the Day
"I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper's jammin' again"
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"This dude is using a pay phone , I guess someone got kidnapped"
"Jews will be celebrating Passover soon... ...to commemorate the day John Stewart was passed over for the spot on the late show."
"TIL: Hitler was a very emotional golfer ...Every time his ball went into a bunker, he became suicidal!"
"Overheard in the jewelry shop: ""I swallowed for this??"""
"What's the similarity between women and dogshit? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up."
"They asked me earlier today what is beer made of Unfortunately I didn't know the answer as I barley pay attention to those facts."
"My roommate is a chemistry major, and plays the organ.. One could say that he's an organic chemist."
"How do pirates know they are pirates? They think therefore they arrr"
"The best pirate joke... ...is the one you don't have to tell. Sincerely, a ninja."