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Joke of the Day
"What phone networks do Jedi's use? Yodafone"
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"Doctor, how long do I have left to live? - Ten. - Ten what? - Nine."
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"What did the band kid say to the other band kid after she found out he was cheating on her? ""You double timing son of a bitch!"""
"If you still talk about it, you still care about it."
"A genie grant a man two wishes Genie: What is your first wish? Jeff: I want to be Rich Genie: Okey, what is your second wish? Rich: I want lots of money"
"What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7? I'm not scared when the bull charges"
"What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box? I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box."
"What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100? I'd say it's fifty fifty"