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Joke of the Day
"What phone networks do Jedi's use? Yodafone"
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"my wife's favorite joketo tell What do you call a peanut with a cold? Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one."
"Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana."
"I'll have a foot long Italian with turkey and cheddar cheese. Whoops, wrong sub"
"Yo mama ... Yo mama is so fat that when she plays agar.io she's already on top of the leader board"
"4 words. 5 syllables. Easy to say. Hard to prove. ''I am a zebra.''"
"What's brownish and runs on oil? Jesus in a hurry."
"My mom told me to quit smoking weed But I said fuck it I do what I marijuana"
"What happens when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? You get half way"
"BREAKING: Justin Bieber expresses interest in being baptized. Over 4 million people volunteer to hold his head under water."