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Joke of the Day
"Whenever a guy peeps into my phone, I open the front cam and take a selfie with him."
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"I'm commonly known to my friends as ""that nutty guy"" Haha, just kidding. Squirrels can't talk."
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"Do you want me to write good jokes? Good jokes"