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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between carbon monoxide and spouses? Carbon monoxide is a silent killer."
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"Need Advice So I need some help. Younger sister is coming out of the closet finally and I need some good lesbian jokes in good enough taste to raffle off at dinner for thanksgiving. Oh please assist!"
"""You clean up nicely"", is just a polite way of saying, ""You usually look like shit."""
"We should stop making jokes out of Harambe Those jokes are dead anyways"
"They say a blowjob makes your day... ...but anal makes your whole week."
"""Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous"" ""I see a lot of new faces in here this week and i just have to say I'm really disappointed"""
"What did the right eye said to the left? Between me and you, ""something smells""."
"""You're the bomb!"" ""No, you're the bomb!"" In America a compliment. In the Middle East an argument."
"Can I list french fries as my significant other?"
"The average person has sex 89 times a year My December is going to be fucking sick"