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Joke of the Day
"We were going to install Underfloor heating... But we got cold feet."
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"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, if you can get 'em in there."
"What's the difference between cancer and black men Cancer got Jobs."
"What do you call a sandstorm that won't go away? Da rude sandstorm"
"""Hi-"" ""I have a boyfriend."" ""Do y-"" ""I have a boyfriend."" ""Excuse m-"" ""I have a boyfriend."" ""I JUST WANNA KNOW WHERE THE BATHROOM IS."""
"Do you wanna play the rape game? ""no?"" Well that's the spirit!"
"How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down"
"What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend? ""Dayuum. I'd hit that."""
"Eating food off the floor, taking pills, trying to chase away ghosts? I grew up to be Pac-Man"
"Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? Black people can't swim. -.-"