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Joke of the Day

"This joke came to me while waiting on my iphone repair at the Apple store.. What do people at the Genius Bar drink from? -Einsteins"

"Knock knock.. (feat. My 9yo brother) Knock knock.. \*sigh..\* Who's there? Interrupting doctor Interrupting doct-- You have cancer."

"Dear Idiot: It's HOMEOpath, not HOMOpath. Homopath is like a crazy gay dude."

"Hell, even an 80-year-old prostitute works more often than twitter."

"Me: We spend a lot of time together. Her: Turn left. Me: Just think we should take this to the next level. Her: Arriving at destination."

"What do you call a cat on a big plate? a platterpuss"

"Say what you want about cargo pants but no woman has ever turned down a guy who can carry 7 puppies at once"

"Earlier today I saw the Facebook group 'kids vs cancer' Well, it turns out writing ""my money is on cancer every time"" is one way to get quite a bit of hate mail."

"DIVORCED BARBIE Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie? A: All of Ken's stuff."

"""Let's just kill ALL the characters"" -Game of Thrones"