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Joke of the Day
"What did the math teacher tree say to the music teacher tree? Nice log rhythms"
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"What does ""fingering a girl"" and ""using a chainsaw"" have in common? [NSFW] If you hold at the wrong position your finger goes down the shitter."
"I was in Australia once and I saw someone play Stairway to Heaven on the didgeridoo. I said ""That's Aboriginal."""
"What do you call an immigrant without green card that can't see Illegally blind"
"I couldn't be on a reality show because I wouldn't want my mom to see how many times I make the jerk-off motion when we talk on the phone."
"Drugs are never the answer kids. Unless the question is ""why have you been checking under the carpet for lizards for 3 days straight?"""
"Almost every post that hits the frontt page Has a misspelled title."
"Solipsism Everything I know about solipsism without looking it up is all there is to know about solipsism."
"In a parallel universe, a zebra is walking around her contemporary decorated house, on top of a skinned blonde chick with big hoops rug."
"ME: let me be frank DAD: [eyes widen] ME: and if you say hi Frank I'm dad, I'm gonna be real pissed DAD: fair enough GonnaBeRealPissed"