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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an immigrant without green card that can't see Illegally blind"

"I heard about this place that replaces your limbs with prosthetics... But it'll cost you an arm and a leg!"

"I came here to tell a Mexican joke But that could be crossing a line."

"Why do Trumpler supporters think he's honest? He told them he would be ""fourthreich"" and they misheard."

"A worker named Dave is telling his boss about how he knows everyone A redditor confirms"

"My ex wives were all good housekeepers.. ..When they left, they kept the house."

"Did you hear about the the horse that got shot? He's in stable condition."

"Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills? they get all over the sheets."

"The difference between running and jogging is that runners compete in races and joggers find dead bodies on Law and Order"

"What's with American's obsession with everything bigger? Bigger cars, bigger houses, higher IQs... If you ask me, Americans have the smallest penises in the world."