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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a potato that's high? [A baked potato.](http://www.spudstravels.com/Travel%20Archive/Caribbean/Jamaica_images/Cannabis%20-%20close.jpg)"

"I'm not hungover. I just like to wear my sunglasses when I open the fridge door. It makes me look cool."

"When my grandkid loses his 1st tooth, I'm putting $1 under his pillow and a note that says ""I'll be back with a hammer for the rest. -Tooth Fairy"""

"What's the difference between ""choice"" and ""choose?"" ""Choice"" is your ability to make decisions, ""choose"" are what Mexicans put on their feet."

"I wasn't happy getting A,B and C in my results today. Having three types of Hepatitis is almost unheard of."

"""My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!""said Miss Conceited. ''Then he's right said her little brother.''Sophia Loren?'' ""No-spaghetti!''"

"How did the prostitute get promoted? She slept her way to the top!"

"What do Pimps and Santa have in common? They stay with 3 ho's"

"How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus? Because it's always ten-to-cool time..."

"Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark: You would if your tail was on fire."