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Joke of the Day

"I think Bran might actually know how to walk and is just faking it. He's always lying."

"Google search history: -double chin reduction exercises -double chin plastic surgery cost -double fudge brownie recipe"

"I think my new dog thinks he is a blacksmith As soon as I took him inside he made a bolt for the door"

"Did you hear about the businessman who is so rich he has two swimming pools one of which is always empty? It's for people who can't swim!"

"Let's Play Horse I'll be the front end and you be yourself."

"Good girls are bad girls that never get caught."

"Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks? So that they can see the battle."

"It doesn't matter what you order at Taco bell... You're going to end up with Taco-ria"

"whats white with red stripes and crawls slowly over the floor? Freshly whipped masochist!"

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it."