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Joke of the Day
"You're not old until a teenager describes you as middle-aged."
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"why did the chicken commit suicide? to get to the other side."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Camila ! Camila who ? Camila minute !"
"Why did Hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill."
"What the difference between a ISIS member and a child? I don't know, I just fly the drones."
"I make my girlfriend work out 5 times a week and eat healthy. I don't want her getting fat like my wife."
"What's a Lumberjack's favorite drink? A lager"
"Forgot to put the salmon in the fridge after dinner so tomorrow for lunch, I'll have the salmon and the shits."
"what car do people drive in Norway when it floods? the fjord escape"