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Joke of the Day

"A jewish kid asks his dad for $5.... The Dad says, ""$4!? I don't have $3! What do you need $2 for??"

"One gypsy says to another... Back in the day, when I was young, my mother would give me 1 dollar and I would get 2 bottles of milk, 2 breads, 5 kilos of meat... and now..cameras everywhere..."

"I have a Jewish friend who makes beer I guess you could say Hebrews"

"You may think a squirt of water in the face is the best way to reprimand cats but turns out it works pretty well on people too."

"Ladies; if you're not prepared to drink the whole bottle of wine, don't even uncork it."

"I hope my car appreciates the wincing when I hit a large pothole."

"What branch of the military are horses in? The NaaaaayyyVY"

"Anyone know the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? You know, besides the taste."

"Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator? It could get you an in descent exposure charge."

"In Russian thanksgiving, Turkey shoots you."