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Joke of the Day

"We both want it. My lips part. His do, too. The tension pulsates. ""I'll take the one w/ sprinkles!"" And that's how I got the last one."

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"i forgot the word ""whirlpool"" so i had to search the internet for ""drain tornadoes"""
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"There are 10 types of people Those who understand hexadecimal.. And F the rest."
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