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Joke of the Day
"I was offered a part in a silent film. I'm speechless."
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"No toilet paper. My training kicks in. I barrel roll under the stall & onto the lap of the person in the next stall. I did not plan for this"
"What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish."
"What's the difference betweens jews and Santa-Claus? Santa Claus comes down the chimney"
"Social Security. Get it? You will when you're 65."
"Did you hear about the guy who wandered into a vampires-only bar? He got drunk."
"Judge gave man 60 yrs in Craigslist rape case & affirmed it's NOT ok to contact him with services or other commercial interests."
"Why didn't Spider-Man's enemies just move to a city without skyscrapers?"
"Farmers. If Farmer A sells watermelon, and Farmer B sell apples, what does Farmer C sell? Drugs."
"How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 7"