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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish."

"Where do poor meatballs live? The Spaghetto."

"What do you call a dog in the library? A hush puppy."

"What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI? It never ends."

"Why do all the elements get cranky once a month? Cause they are on their periodic table."

"Party Tip: At a 3-year-old's birthday party, you can piss all over the bathroom. ALL OVER!!!! Nobody will suspect you."

"A particle walked into a bar.... and it didn't"

"While I might feel unsure how to react, my middle finger is well versed in handling stupid people."

"What do you get when you cross a bell with a piece of shit? Dung."

"My sister is gifting me some rain forest this Christmas... Is it possible to hire some local loggers or will I have to travel to Brazil and cut it down myself?"