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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Spider-Man's enemies just move to a city without skyscrapers?"
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"People always tell me to be the change that I want to see in the world, but I can't seem to get any whiter."
"My wife says ""I want to go... ...somewhere i've never been before."" I said, why not try the kitchen."
"Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business? He heard it was a growing field."
"How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at him/her!"
"Autocorrect sucks Amorites guys?"
"If love at first sight was really a thing, I would've been married to Cheetara from Thundercats"
"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
"What kind of dog can you best see in the dark? A glowberman pinscher!"
"Dang girl are you a CS map? Cause you're looking DE_licious tonight."