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Joke of the Day

"Judge gave man 60 yrs in Craigslist rape case & affirmed it's NOT ok to contact him with services or other commercial interests."

"How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool? Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off? Shake the stool. ^(OK, I'll leave now.)"

"I recently bought a copy of Monty Python's Big Red Book, but was later dismayed to find that I'd purchased the Spanish language version... Nobody expects the Spanish text edition."

"A watched pot never boils. The same is also true if you forget to turn the burner on apparently."

"If I ever became invisible, I'd kick fuck out of a mime Imagine the round of applause he'd get"

"Christian music producers The only Christians who know how to use Logic and Reason."

"Why didn't Herbert Hoover get re-elected? Because he sucked."

"Did you hear about Princess Diana on the radio? and the windshield.. and the dashboard...."

"A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender, ""Get me a cold one."" The bartender gives him my girlfriend."

"I'VE GOT GOATLIKE SPEED & REFLEXES ""Don't you mean catlike-"" BAAAH [Climbs on top of roof and begins eating shingles]"