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Joke of the Day

"Probably the wurst (or the best) halloween joke i have heard yet What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines? A halloweener"

"How many lead trumpets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, he just holds the light bulb up, and the world revolves around him."

"Me: Thank you! Cashier: You have a good one! Me: That's the rumor! Cashier: ..."

"Him: You're married? Me: Well, it's Thursday. So, yeah. Him: What about on Friday? Me: Depends how Thursday goes."

"How are UFC and gay porn similar. Both involve sweaty men pounding eachother."

"My trainer said with enough sacrificing I could get a 6-pack. He's full of shit & I have 4 dead goats & 17 decapitated chickens to prove it."

"What is Dr. Seuss' favorite play? Green Eggs and Hamlet"

"What was Hitler's preferred breast size? Not C's. And off to hell I go."

"What is the national bird of Afghanistan? The Boeing 757"

"How are socks like Boy Scouts? They always come pre-paired."