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Joke of the Day

"My trainer said with enough sacrificing I could get a 6-pack. He's full of shit & I have 4 dead goats & 17 decapitated chickens to prove it."

"How can you tell if someone's a vegan? Oh don't worry, *they'll tell you*."

"What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn? Beep Repaired I'll show myself out."

"I'm circumcised but I'm looking to change that. Anyone have any tips?"

"What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head? A super-fish-oil wound"

"Out of all the lies I've ever told, ""Just kidding"" is my favourite."

"Before Isaac Newton discovered gravity everyone had to glue themselves down."

"Maybe we should stop making ski masks since no one wears them except bank robbers."

"Girls are like blackjack... I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 14."

"I give lions haircuts by the river for a living What I do is all but manestream."