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Joke of the Day
"What is Dr. Seuss' favorite play? Green Eggs and Hamlet"
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"People who put ""Retired"" on their Linked In acct: I'm not certain you've grasped the site."
"Why don't blind people bungee jump? 'Cause it scares the fuck out of the dogs."
"what did the mexican firecheif name his kids... Hose A and Hose B"
"Let me tell you the funniest joke I know... Hold on for update, I'm on mobile. edit: forgot the joke"
"What happens when someone overdoses on Viagra? They die hard."
"scarlet joe hanson sounds like an old timey boxer's name. ""weighin' in at 182 lbs, 5'9"", the ol' black widow, scarlet jooooooe hansen!"""
"Why did the computer programmer get stuck in the shower forever? Because the instructions on the shampoo bottle said to ""1. Lather 2. Rinse 3. Repeat"""
"A disgruntled bubble wrap factory worker could shoot 20 men and no one would turn their heads."
"Have you heard the news about the courduroy pillows? They're making headlines!"