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Joke of the Day

"[interview] Okay, don't let him know ur a vampire. ""What kind of person do u see when u look in the mirror?"" OH COME ON"

"My grandpappy didn't come here from Norway so a black president could let immigrants park their low-riders in front of my liquor store!"

"Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart? Because they don't get a**holes until they get married."

"My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well actually he said ""less McDonald's"" but I'm pretty sure I know what he meant"

"There's only 3 blonde jokes... The rest are true stories."

"A news report says hackers stole $1 Billion dollars from banks around the world. And several pens."

"A clown walks into a strip club and says... Someone throw a pie in my face!"

"I only work because it feels so good when I stop."

"What do you call a censored DMX song? A really good instrumental"

"a well educated penis is one that rises so the lady can sit down"