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Joke of the Day
"Hey, Dyson vacuum guy. You invented a previously existing invention. Relax."
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"How has the guy who makes Capri Sun straw openings not been up for a job performance review?"
"What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song? Rebel Rebel!"
"Did you hear that Lorena Bobbitt got killed in a car crash? ......yeah, some dick cut her off................."
"There are more and more suicide bombers around nowadays isn't there... then again... also less and less."
"Some guy scared me after class and I dropped all my notes He scared me sheet-less."
"You're the only one who understands me, last remaining sleeve of Oreo cookies."
"dad: I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU YOUNG MAN son: HI VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU YOUNG MAN IM GREG dad: omg [sheds a tear]"
"I cannot wait for my date tonight. Dates really are the best part of ramadan"
"Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole? A dead baby shot out of a snowblower."