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Joke of the Day

"First hockey game at the leper colony There was a face off and a hand-pass"

"Just like every year, this April 1st will mark a day were people around the world fall for silly fibs and wildly embellished stories. Then they will fall for April Fools jokes."

"*sees guy dressed as ghost for Halloween* Hey buddy thats not funny, my grandma is a ghost"

"Funerals are like family reunions minus one"

"I Know What You Did Last Summer. You Posted It To Facebook. And You Do Not Seem To Understand How To Use The Privacy Controls."

"Where do man-splainers get their water? From a well, actually..."

"I got a job as a bounty hunter in China. Couldn't believe my luck, every time they put a new wanted poster up, the guy they were after was standing right next to me!"

"FIFA just got caught taking bribes for the 2010 World Cup. What a kick in the balls."

"Boss asked if I was ready for more responsibility. I'm eating around a sticker on an apple cause I'm too lazy to peel it off so I guess no."

"Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags? Me: Kidding? At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me."