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Joke of the Day
"FIFA just got caught taking bribes for the 2010 World Cup. What a kick in the balls."
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"My wife says I'm irresponsible with money! No change there then."
"A skeleton walks into a bar and says, ""Give me a beer and a mop."""
"Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce? Because it happened in the *past*a."
"can't wait to see how dudes figure out how to still get really mad at each other when cars are all self-driving"
"This guy walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder... and the bartender says, that's a pretty cool lizard, what's his name? The guy says, ""Tiny, because he's minute"""
"What do a German says when you show him a good meme? Danke"
"I've worked at my job for 7 years & my boss still hasn't noticed that I only give Magic 8-Ball responses to all of his questions."
"What do worms and women have in common They both wiggle when you eat them."
"A battery's life sucks. You're either working or you're dead."