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Joke of the Day

"The police break into Abraham Lincolns house... When they find him, he says ""Don't arrest me, I'm in a cent!"""

"A man walks into a bar And says ""ouch"""

"Hey girl, I'm no doctor but I can diagnose your condition... You have acute butt"

"A man sees a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down a jail from a rope... ...he looks at him for a second, and says,""Well, that's a little condescending."""

"Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs? Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down."

"Everyone is going crazy over that Kim and Kanye named their baby ""North West"" I believe she's going straight to the top... And slightly to the left"

"I rescued a seagull, taught it karate and named it Steven, so what?"

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe with that thing?!?"

"Who comes in the fog? Seamen."

"Give me a minute, I can make this about me."