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Joke of the Day

"Boss asked if I was ready for more responsibility. I'm eating around a sticker on an apple cause I'm too lazy to peel it off so I guess no."

"What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring? Panda-monium."

"One-percenters and Jimmy Swaggart One-percenters' relationship with politicians is like Jimmy Swaggart's with prostitutes. They pay lots of money to see other people get fucked."

"What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador! I am not sorry."

"I hate pebbles! They are a bitch"

"Christian music producers The only Christians who know how to use Logic and Reason."

"Aren't all these Chicken jokes getting a bit redundant and lame? Eggsactly"

"To all of you that have overcome Fatboy Slim addiction.... I have to praise you"

"My wife wants pay equality.... I told her I would do 1 better and gave her $1 to mow the grass."

"What's the difference between a Taliban training camp and a Pakistani wedding? I don't know. I just fly the drone."