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Joke of the Day

"Ya know those scenes where the guy shoves everything off the table and throws a woman on it yeah I've only done that with pizza"

"What do you call a sketchy place in Italy? The ""spaghetto"""

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer I am not sure what they were laced with but I have been tripping all day"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beaver E ! Beaver E who ? Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us !"

"Have You Heard of the Arabic Santa Clause? No? Me either. It's because he's on the No-Fly list."

"How do you make a hormone? Refuse to pay."

"What's green, fuzzy, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree onto you it will probably kill you? A pool table. (*)"

"[god, creating chickens] Put a red beard on a fat hiccuping sparrow. Give him a matching hat, I don't care"

"Kim Jong Un recently banned the blues scale... He hates Seoul music"

"What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear? Claude"