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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You hit her"
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"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have Ethiopians."
"What's the difference between circus and strip club? Circus is full of cunning stunts."
"What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins, ""once upon a time,"" black begins, ""y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"""
"Saw a black guy walking the streets carrying a tv.. ...and I thought ""is that one mine""? Then I remembered it couldn't be mine because mine was mowing the lawn at the moment."
"I saw a woman texting and driving today and it really pissed me off... So I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her."
"i have claimed all of you on my taxes as a deduction so if someone else asks tell them it is too late"
"(NSFW) I heard he's so rich ... he takes a golden shower every morning."
"I wonder if Houdini ever locked himself out of the house."
"What's the ultimate rejection? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep."