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Joke of the Day
"Did you read about the skeleton trapped in the freezer? It was a bone-chilling story."
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"If you let Jesus take the wheel... Does that count as ghost riding the whip?"
"*taps Canadian *mumbles ""Apple starts with..."" ""Eh?"" *whispers ""Your blood type?"" ""Eh?"" *mutters ""Best grade?"" ""Eh?"" *giggles *runs away"
"Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages? No one could perform the execution well enough."
"Doctor: You need a new liver and we found a match. Me: When can you operate? *lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver."
"TIFU by being King of the jungle Lololol I am Lion"
"How do you get a fool to read something? Mark it as NSFW"
"Sorry I yelled ""GET A ROOM!"" at your grandson's wrestling tournament."
"A conservative christian, a fat guy and a meat eater are all sitting at the bar... you'll find this in almost every bar in America."
"Two drums and a cymbal roll down a hill ba dum tsss"