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"Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance? Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty."
"Has your mom ever caught you masturbating in the closet? Great hiding spot, isn't it?"
"Every month I clean my shower with an ammonia based solution... ... Which is ironic because ammonia is what made it dirty in the first place."
"Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke? You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on ""What is 'good'?"" first."
"What happens when you put your grandma on speedial? You get Insta-Gram"
"This Subreddit"
"They laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at them because they are all the same"""
"It's been a big year for my ten-year-old. Two months ago, he attended his first confession.... .... It took the cops four hours to break him. He's got some willpower, that kid!"
"First date *dont let him know you been stalking him Him- so my brother just got deployed Me: Josh or Brian?"