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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a male prostitute who can't stop laughing? A giggle-o"
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"If aliens are supposed to be so much more advanced than us, how did ET not know about texting?"
"People on Death row probably don't think it's funny when the President pardons the turkeys for Thanksgiving."
"Have you ever tried Nicaraguan food? They haven't."
"Omg. The WiFi went off a minute ago so my kids came out of their rooms. They're getting so tall!"
"I told my chiropractor that my spine was already in alignment, but he proved me wrong. Now I stand corrected."
"What do you get if you fuck an Antarctic penguin? A Chilly Willy."
"Can a ninja throw any pointy object with lethal accuracy ? Shuriken"
"My father always told me, he liked his women like he liked his sunglasses. Sitting on his face."
"What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common? They both bled for me."