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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever tried Nicaraguan food? They haven't."
Next Joke
"What is a 6.9? A great thing, ruined by a period"
"What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face? Having a chickpea on your face."
"My SO is giving me the silent treatment, so I tightened all the lids of our jars. Now she'll have to talk to me."
"What do you call an Italian man with a rubber toe Roberto"
"When i was little i was afraid of dinosaurs But growing up i learned they all died.. Now i am afraid of dinosaurs ghosts"
"Why don't black people sleep well? Because we killed the only one with a dream"
"The barman says: ""We don't serve faster-than-light particles here."" A tachyon enters a bar."
"Why are orphans unable to play baseball? They've never known what home is."
"So I heard that back in the day Hammurabi was actually Jewish... yea, they actually called him Hammurabbi. ^badum ^tsssssss ^^^please ^^^^don't ^^^^^hurt ^^^^^^me"